Hello Blogger World!!!

Well I have been creeping on many bloggers for quite sometime now, perhaps days, weeks..months...YEARS MUAHAHAHAH!

Okay I won't go that far, I was only introduced to this fabulous world approximately mid September. You see my job is chock full of 12 hours of monotonous tasks, don't get me wrong my job is very important, when I need to take action. So when not attending to someone's first aid needs, I need some entertainment for my twisted little mind.

The woman that saved me from this boredom is my best friend/facebook wife Meghan (YES I AM one of those people who got drunk with their best friend one man hating evening and decided together,

"Fuck all ya'll in relationships, we do what we want! Facebook Marriage Vegas Style!"

We spend sooo much time together we might as well be married, but without the sex..SO it's like we're really are married right!!! right???